Open letter to Abhi-Ash

Hi darlings (see how I got the moua-moua lingo right :D ) Congratulations on your engagement (I know it's quite late in the day to wish you). The world and it's wife are looking forward to your forthcoming nuptials. Ofcourse theres competition as Aru-Liz have also decided to tie the long pending knot just then (and this has gotten our very own Parmesh's knickers in a twist arranging the mehendi wine party.... sorry about that but the article did say that all wines flowing toward the Godrej mansion...no am not quoting verbatim...but something to the effect.) Just a note here for a friend...hey sal you could be in biz here..... get that wine you make ready, could be required and then you would only tango with the hoi-polloi of Mumbai.
Coming back to you darlings... must say you make a glam pair. Just the other day I read in a newspapers that you'd be tying the knot on the 19th March and the invitation cards would cost upwards of Rs.5000/- (per card). Now...now.... you might be the first family of bollywood (or is it still the kapoors...in that case second family) but do you think it's really nice spending what a lower income group person earns in a month on one invitation card. Many in India don't even earn that much in a month. The newspapers are already doing you a favour letting everyone know when the wedding is... the only thing for you to do is to let the people you want to invite know. What are emails for babies? They are absolutely free... send as many as you want( you do look comp savvy). This way you would save your money. Do give that to a good cause and you won't need to go visiting all the temples in India for God to bless your union. Millions of Indians would do that. Would do a lot for your image and stock.
I hope you take my humble advise. Wishing you all the best... may the Bachchan factory (on the lines of Ram Gopal Verma's factory) prosper and may your union celebrate a golden anniversary.
Affly
Shruti (an email invite would do just fine...huh darlings! )
p.s. How remiss of me that I didn't even inquire about Mr Bachchan... I hope he's in the "pink" of health (just read this yesterday that he can wear pink with panache and looks very metrosexual and sexy) Hai rabba all those Indian men around and we can't find a young sex-symbol. Imagine the pressure on the Big B? Poor chap would soon need psycho support...one day romancing Hema.... next Jiah... I mean a person could lose it. So Abhi darling do look after you pa in his old age. Abhi, abhi tumhe he sab samhalna hai na?